Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood”
“Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?”
“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”
“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”
“Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.”
“Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love”
“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
“Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV”
“I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.”
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