Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American voice actor, actor and comedian, best known for providing the voice of Homer Simpson and other characters on the FOX animated series The Simpsons.
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“Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!”
“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
“I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!”
“In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!”
“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.”
“Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.”
“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”
“Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!”
“Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.”
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