(44 quotes found)
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible”
“He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.”
“Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.”
“For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.”
“Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. "We have skirted the issue."”
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves”
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
Quotes Daddy offers a number of tools for developers and bloggers to integrate quotes into their site including customizable widgets, embeddable quotes and API.
Over 1,000,000 famous quotes and user quotes that you can save to your favorites, share with friends and add to your site, blog or social network.