(13 quotes found)
“Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.”
“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can”
“Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.”
“Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.”
“I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.”
“Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.”
“The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil”
“A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.”
“I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.”
“Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.”
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