(14 quotes found)
“Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.”
“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it”
“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.”
“[Anger is] the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”
“The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother”
“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow”
“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”
“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”
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