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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
“I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.”
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
“You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.”
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”
“Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair”
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