George Simon Kaufman was an American playwright, theatre director and producer, humorist, and drama critic.
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“Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.”
George S. Kaufman
“When I was born I owed twelve dollars.”
“I understand your new play is full of single entendres.”
“They're not understudies, they're overstudies.”
“Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.”
“I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.”
“Satire is what closes on Saturday night.”
“The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.”
“At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.”
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