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“Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.”
“"Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person”
“Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.”
“Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest”
“A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet”
“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place”
“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her”
“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
“Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty”
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