Henry "Henny" Youngman was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known one-liner was "Take my wife—please".
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“When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say”
“When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.”
“Take my wife . . . . Please!”
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