Joe E. Lewis , born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.
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“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.”
“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.”
“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”
“You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.”
“I drink to forget I drink.”
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