Joe E. Lewis , born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.
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“Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.”
Joe E. Lewis
“I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.”
“They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.”
“I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.”
“The entrepreneurial approach is not a sideline at 3M. It is the heart of our design for growth.”
“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”
“It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor / as long as you've got money.”
“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”
“We can afford almost any mistake once.”
“Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.”
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