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“Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.”
“It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.”
“Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.”
“I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.”
“if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.”
“The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.”
“Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.”
“Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.”
“There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.”
“Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.”
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