(13 quotes found)
“In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once!”
“An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.”
“No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.”
“Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.”
“Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.”
“Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)”
“Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.”
“Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.”
“If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.”
“If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.”
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