Les Dawson was a popular English comedian, known for his deadpan style and curmudgeonly persona, and famous for jokes about his mother-in-law and wife.
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“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.”
“I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.”
“Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.”
“A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.”
“He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.”
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