Oscar Levant was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was more famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, than for his music.
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“I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients”
“A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first”
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome”
“Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision”
“A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.”
“I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.”
“I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.”
“The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.”
“I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it”
“Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.”
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