Ringgold Wilmer Lardner was an American sports columnist and short story writer best known for his satirical takes on the sports world, marriage, and the theatre.
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“The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have”
“They gave each other a smile with a future in it”
“No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it”
“I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant”
“He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.”
“He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle”
“A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.”
“An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.”
“This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth”
“They (wives) are people who think when the telephone bell rings, it is against the law not to answer it”
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