Rita Rudner is an American comedienne and writer.
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“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”
“The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.”
“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior”
“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”
“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
“It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.”
“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”
“I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.”
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