(6 quotes found)
“There aren't enough days in the weekend.”
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
“I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"”
“Is "tired old cliche" one?”
“I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.”
“That room's ready for a fresh coat of paint and a new judge.”
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