Rodney Dangerfield , born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.
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“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.”
“I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get”
“I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.”
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.”
“What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.”
“My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.”
“Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about”
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.”
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