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“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.”
“When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.”
“I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.”
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.”
“I like to reminisce with people I don't know.”
“"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes”
“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
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