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“Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.”
“Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.”
“Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.”
“Republicans sleep in twin beds - some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.”
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