“We all have televisions. They are relatively inexpensive. We all have microwave ovens. Why do we need to go out?”
“I have a phobia of anything that doesn't die in the microwave after five seconds.”
“I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.”
“It's just three minutes in the microwave, it's hand held, it works with a busy lifestyle,”
“They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.”
“Why would anyone want to do online banking on their microwave?”
“Before, it was bunk beds and a microwave. Now it is sofas and other things we are doing on them, and we have made them a lot bigger and made the bedrooms private.”
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