“If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.”
“Life is like a toothpaste tube; we think we are squeezing it from the bottom, but it always get wasted at from the top.”
“You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.”
H. R. Haldeman
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!”
“Sometimes it comes out violently and sometimes it oozes out like a tube of toothpaste. And that's what it's doing right now.”
“"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".”
“The glowing magma emerges like redhot toothpaste from a long, wide crack and then crawls into the Pacific, creating a tall, furious cloud of steam.”
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