“Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.”
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
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