“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“People are like vampires, they suck the best qualities out of people they date. Thats why one day, you eventually become the person your are”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“If a woman has a biological clock, than a man has an inner compass, that sends him off in all directions”
“Life's irony; Men always have a huge & inflated ego about their sexual capabilities,which says "I know it all" whereas we know nothing.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
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