“I've been on more men's laps than a napkin.”
“Life's irony; Men always have a huge & inflated ego about their sexual capabilities,which says "I know it all" whereas we know nothing.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“If a woman has a biological clock, than a man has an inner compass, that sends him off in all directions”
“I've been in more laps than a napkin.”
“She's been on more laps than a napkin”
“You know you're fat when you use a piece of a bread as a napkin.”
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