“If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.”
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
“Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
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