“I was hopeful to be here. I was counting on my fingers what four months was, and my doctor told me that would be really pushing it.”
“The doctor told me he thinks it's a bad back spasm and hopefully he'll be OK. He doesn't think it's anything serious that will keep him out for a long time.”
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
“If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster.”
“There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors”
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