“My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.”
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
““Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.””
Jane J Hauck
““All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.””
““An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.””
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
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