“If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go”
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
“It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
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