“God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.”
“Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just.”
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.”
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