“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“Blindfold me and put something in my mouth, if it is banana, i will know”
“To know that you know, and to know that you don't know - that is the real wisdom.”
“The past, the present and the future are really one: they are today.”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
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