“You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.”
“Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?”
“the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop".”
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
“Most people don't know what a deficient diet looks like, but you can tell from their poop. This is like having a vet in your yard.”
“I used to pick him up at school in the Poop Moose van. He was always so proud. He's crazy about the Poop Moose. He doesn't want me to sell it. Some of his first words were Poop Moose.”
“They say dog is man's best friend. They don't say how to explain to your best friend that pooping in your bed is not cool.”
Bryan A Roberts
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