“You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.”
“Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?”
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
“the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop".”
“A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they'll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!”
“Passing gas and 'poop talk' is normal in our daily lives. It might seem gross to some, but what comes out has to be monitored for blood and how it looks.”
“They say dog is man's best friend. They don't say how to explain to your best friend that pooping in your bed is not cool.”
Bryan A Roberts
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