“You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.”
“Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?”
“the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop".”
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
“Owning a program script is like owning a new born baby, all it does is eat sleep and poop. But owning a binray script is like owning a premature fetus.”
“A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they'll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!”
“I used to pick him up at school in the Poop Moose van. He was always so proud. He's crazy about the Poop Moose. He doesn't want me to sell it. Some of his first words were Poop Moose.”
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