“...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“A man definitely invented the term “porn star”, trying to hire young women to be a “whore that we take pictures of while you work” probably did not get as many applicants.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
“I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships”
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