“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax”
“Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.”
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