“If you would take, you must first give, this is the beginning of intelligence.”
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.”
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.”
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