“You can wear a lighter-weight Bohemian skirt if it's light out. If you want to wear it at night, and it's cooler, add cowboy boots.”
“The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.”
“Never order food in excess of your body weight.”
“The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"”
“I've been Skinny; it's fucking boring.”
“A horse cannot gain weight if not fed with extra fodder during the night; a man cannot become wealthy without earnings apart from his regular salaries.”
“The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun”
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