“It was a toast, not a roast.”
“It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.”
“Goodness comes out of people who bask in the sun, as it does out of a sweet apple roasted before the fire”
Charles Dudley Warner
“Mustard's no good without roast beef.”
“[On the televised] New York Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner, ... I'm glad Courtney Love is here. I left my crack in my other purse.”
“Great boast, small roast”
“How dull life would be if we could not laugh at it, at ourselves -- but mostly at others!"”
corey byron fish
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