“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“All married women are not wives”
“An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.”
“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough”
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