“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
“Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
“The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship”
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