“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.”
“A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife”
“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke
“Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough”
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