“Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that's scarcely felt or seen”
Mary Worley Montagu
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
“The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little -- or it will seem that his satire springs rather from his own caustic nature than from the sins of the world in which he lives.”
“I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
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