“When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."”
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
Christopher David Blumen
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“You can't save your ass and your face at the same time”
James Dowler Gow
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