“A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”
Adlai E. Stevenson
“A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arrested.”
“Silly Fagot DICKS are for CHICKS....REALITY CHICKS”
bobbi lynn coglizer
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a bad one.”
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