“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
“The beauty of women is the root of all evil, it makes men lose their minds”
“That's why we say, women's are stronger non other than six packs men's.”
Shanuka Shasthri Fernando
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