“It only takes a small oven to produce a half-baked idea.”
“Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven”
“Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable.”
“I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.”
“When you hot as a oven, they embrace you with open arms. When you cold as a freezer. n*****rs treat you like they don't need ya.”
“Gloves are essential when removing ribs of beef from the oven.”
“Pizza is such an easy thing. You can grab it, throw it in the oven.”
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