“We chop off hair... they chop off hands.”
“Me and my big pork chop side burns and her and her bright orange hair. It was a match made in heaven. The rest is history.”
“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.”
“I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.”
“When she goes about her kitchen duties, chopping, carving, mixing, whisking, she moves with the grace and precision of a ballet dancer, her fingers plying the food with the dexterity of a croupier.”
“He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."”
“Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!”
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