“Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
“When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.”
“Adultery,masturbation or abstinence can become your best friend if over familiarity & boredom kills your marital sex life.”
david atta (a.k.a davied attlars & mr dain)
“We humans are animals & our real animalistic trait is exibited during sex.”
“In life the only time a person can really be sexually holy is old age,because by that time all our sexual strength will be long gone.”
“Life's irony; Some couples become so intimate in marriage,that becoming sexually intimate becomes a problem.”
“IMESHO (In My Ever So Humble Opinion:) women use food and sex as weapons, or at least for leverage in our negotiations… but that’s okay, it’s a lot better than guns and knives!”
Ken O. Eldib
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