“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”
“I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex”
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
“Every single human being has an addiction, most just have no idea they are addicted.”
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