“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
“They are not only drinking more than their male peers, but they are now more likely to drink more heavily than their male peers.”
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