“Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I may have forgotten this before.”
“Trying to decide if you love a work of art is like trying to decide if you love a person, if you have to think about it, its not love.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
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