“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
“My roommate said, 'I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird-a** quiz, where he reveals the answer first.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
“After speaking to a student group on one Oregon campus, a student told me his roommate who gambled a lot was taking next term off because he had to work to pay off his debts.”
“[According to his old UNLV roommate, Chad Campbell always orders his burgers without any fixings.] He's just a plain guy, ... So, did you go to the golf tournament today?”
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