“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
“My roommate said, 'I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird-a** quiz, where he reveals the answer first.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
“No roommate. I had my own hotel room.”
“I saw this Cal uniform come out of nowhere. It was special because it was my roommate.”
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